Death by smoking

Is smoking considered suicide on the installment plan ?

("Suicide is Painless" by Johnny Mandel) - M*A*S*H Lyrics

Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...

[chorus]:

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.

I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's too late, and...

[Chorus]

The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say.

[Chorus]

The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
and to another give my seat
for that's the only painless feat.

[Chorus]

MASH
The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

[Chorus]

A brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
'is it to be or not to be'
and I replied 'oh why ask me?'

'Cause suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
...and you can do the same thing if you choose.

Suicide is Painless

Since committing suicide is against the law:

What do the cops do to the individual that succeed ???

 

If you were buried a live in a coffin and water stared to spill inward and you only have so much air in the coffin;    Would you drown first from the water or suffocate from the lack of oxygen ?

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Spiders by Daniel Story

2 Round Snack Crackers  (body)

Peanut Butter    (Stick together)

8 Chow Mein Noodles   (legs)

2  Rasins  (for Eyes)

Happy Birthday Mr. President

                             August  4th

I was wondering..............

If someone slashed your throat   Would you drown in your own blood   or just Bleed to death ????

Is it still Suicide ?

Is it still Suicide if you are killed by the Hit man that you hired to kill you ?

How about Suicide by Cops ?

Charlie Daniel’s In America song lyrics

 

Well the eagles been flying slow, and the flag's been flying low, and a lotta people say that America's fixing to fall. But
speaking just for me, and some people from Tennesse,we got a thing or two to tell ya all.This lady may have stumbled, but she
ain't ever fell. And if our enemies don't believe that, they can all go straight to hell.We're gonna put her feet back on
righteousness and then, God bless America again.
And you never did think that it would ever happen again in America did you? you never did think that we'd ever get together
again. well we damn sure fooled ya. we're walking real proud and we're talking real proud again here in America.Ya never did
think that it would ever happen again.
from them sound up in Long Islandout to San Francisco bay, and ev'rything in between it is our home. and we may have done a
little bit of fighting amongst ourselves, but you outside people best leave us alone. 'Cause we'll all stick together, and
you can take that to the bank. that's the cowboys and the hippies, and the rebels and the yanks!you just go lay your hand on
a Pittsburgh Steeler fan and i think gonna finally understand.
and you never did think that it would ever happen again, in America did ya? you never think we'd ever get together again.
well we damn sure fooled ya.we're walking real proud and talking real loud again here in America. ya never did think that it
would ever happen again.

The Americans (A Canadian's Opinion) Lyrics

 

The United States dollar took another pounding on German, French, and
British exchanges this morning, hitting the lowest point ever known in
West Germany.
It has declined there by 41 since 1971, and this Canadian
Thinks it's time to speak up for the Americans as the most generous and
Possibly the least appreciated people in all the world.
As long as sixty
Years ago, when I first started to read newspapers, I read of floods on
The Yellow River and the Yangtze.
Well, who rushed in with men and money
To help?
The Americans did, that's who.
They have helped control floods
On the Nile, the Amazon, the Ganges, and the Niger.
Today, the rich bottom land of the Mississippi is underwater, and no foreign land has sent
A dollar to help.
Germany, Japan, and to a lesser extent Britain and Italy, were lifted out of the debris of war by the Americans who poured in
Billions of dollars and forgave other billions in debts.
None of those countries is today paying even the interest on it's remaining debts to the
United States.
When the franc was in danger of collapsing in 1956, it was the Americans who propped it up, and their reward was to be insulted and
Swindled on the streets of Paris--and I was there, I saw that.
When distant cities are hit by earthquake, it's the United States that hurries
In to help; Managua, Nicaragua is one of the most recent examples.
So far this spring, 59 American communities have been flattened by
Tornadoes--nobody has helped.
The Marshall Plan, the Truman Policy--all
Pumped billions upon billions of dollars into discouraged countries, and
Now newspapers in those countries are writing about the decadent, war-mongering Americans. Now, I'd like to see just one of those countries
That is gloating over the erosion of the United States dollar build it's own airplanes.
Come on, now you--lets hear it!
Does any country in the world have a plane to equal the Boeing jumbo jet, the Lockheed Tristar, or the Douglas Ten.
If so, why don't they fly them? Why do all
International lines except Russia fly American planes?
Why does no other land on earth even consider putting a man or a woman on the moon? You
Talk about Japanese technocracy, and you get radios.
You talk about German technocracy, and you get automobiles.
You talk about American technocracy, and you find men on the moon, not once, but several times, and safely home again.
You talk about scandals, and the Americans put
Theirs right in the store window for everybody to look at.
Even the draft dodgers are not pursued and hounded.
They're right here on our streets in Toronto. Most of them, unless they're breaking Canadian laws, are getting American dollars from ma and pa at home to spend up here.
When the Americans get out of this bind, as they will, who could blame
Them if they said to hell with the rest of the world.
Let somebody else buy the bonds.
Let somebody else build or repair foreign dams, or design foreign buildings that wont shake apart in earthquakes.
When the railways of France and Germany and India were breaking down through age,
It was the Americans who rebuilt them. When the Pennsylvania Railroad and
The New York Central went broke, nobody loaned them an old caboose.
Both of them are still broke.
I can name to you five thousand times when the
Americans raced to the help of other people in trouble.
Can you name to me even one time when someone raced to the help of the Americans in
Trouble?
I don't think there was outside help even during the San Francisco earthquake.
Our neighbors have faced it alone.
And I'm one Canadian who is damned tired of hearing them kicked around.
They'll come out of this thing with their flag high, and when they do, they're entitled
To thumb their noses at the lands that are gloating over their present trouble.
I hope Canada is not one of these.
But there are many smug, self-righteous Canadians.
And finally, the American Red Cross was told at
It's 48th annual meeting in New Orleans this morning that it was broke.
This years disasters, with the year less than half over, have taken it
All, and nobody, but nobody, has helped. --

My Hero !!!!!!!! Rosa Parks !!!

She Stands for The Rights for so many people.  Not just blacks; not just women; but for the rights of all human beings in my opinion.

When Jesus Christ was yet a child

 He had a garden small and wild

 Where in he cherished roses fair 

And wove them into garlands there 

Then once upon a time drew nigh

 There came a group of children by

 And seeing roses on the tree

 With shouts they plucked them merrily

 Do you bind roses in your hair

 They cried in scorn to Jesus there
The boy said humbly take I pray

 all but the naked thorns away

 And of the thorns they made a crown

 And with rough fingers pressed it down

 Well on his forehead fair and young

 Red drops of blood like roses sprung

 When Jesus Christ was yet a child

 He had a garden small and wild

 Where in he cherished roses fair

 Which still grow there for all to share.

by Paul McCartney

Too Many People Going Underground
Too Many Reaching For A Piece Of Cake
Too Many People Pulled And Pushed Around
Too Many Waiting For That Lucky Break
That Was Your First Mistake
You Took Your Lucky Break And Broke It In Two
Now What Can Be Done For You
You Broke It In Two

Too Many People Sharing Party Lines
Too Many People Never Sleeping Late
Too Many People Paying Parking Fines
Too Many Hungry People Losing Weight

That Was Your First Mistake
You Took Your Lucky Break And Broke It In Two
Now What Can Be Done For You
You Broke It In Two

Too Many People Preaching Practices
Don't Let Them Tell You What You Wanna Be
Too Many People Holding Back, This Is
Crazy And Maybe It's Not Like Me

That Was Your Last Mistake
I Find My Love Awake And Waiting To Be
Now What Can Be Done For You
She's Waiting For Me

How come I feel so alone in a World full of People